Green Bay Press Gazette Fail!

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In order to hype the Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears NFC Championship game, the Green Bay Press Gazette ran with this on A1, on Monday.

Green Bay Press Gazette Fail!

And I can’t get a press pass…

At least I can spell Chicago.

Chicago, motherfuckers!

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

34 Comments on "Green Bay Press Gazette Fail!"

  1. fitz

    Don’t you think that it might be a play on words like Superfans aka Bill Swerski’s: Da Bears. Chicagoans speak.

  2. Luey monsters of the midway

    suck cock o? Really? Wow this is very funny to come to a cheeseheads blog and to read all the crappy insults to come from you inbred hunchbacks.

    Is this the best reporters have? I bet those newspapers have lots and lots of pictures on them. I can’t wait until Peppers smashes judd nelson (your QB) to the ground. I can’t stand looking at Mathews long womanly hair, he looks like jay from jay and silent bob. Bye hillbillies!!!

    • Luey's Whore of a Sister

      Luey, your mother’s tits are so saggy that Salvador Dali thought they were clocks. Shouldn’t you be buying that whore some rubbers instead of spending all your time on a Packers blog? Why don’t you go troll the Bears site, you filthy chicago cunt? OR at the very least, clean out those mudflaps on your whore mother so that when i bang her in the ass, I don’t get her shit on my dick?.

      Lastly, your posts seem to reference a lot of points about how our players look. Talk about some latent pent up homosexual rage! If it’s really that bad, why don’t you and your gay dad and gay grampa go have a chicago bear lemon party?

      Or does aaron rodgers turn you on THAT much, that you need to get your gay out on a Packers website?

    • Buddy

      You have nothing to talk about, and if you were listening many of us are from large metro areas like L.A. Twin Cities etc. Besides your state harbors the KKK capital of the world. That makes sense how you lump all Packer fans into one generalization. Shut your stereotypical racist cake hole and go regurgitate to your Bear buddies. By the way enjoy paying all those taxes in your poverty stricken state. Imbred toothless looser!

    • Lumpy Gravy

      Haha, what is this nonsense? This is unbelievably incomprehensible. Irony much?

      For what it’s worth, I live in Chicago, and yeah, it does suck.

  3. Vijay

    Let’s meet Luey down in CHI-CA-GO for da big game! I wanna buy that man a beer and then bash it over his skull.

  4. Luey monsters of the midway

    Sorry fellas I got carried away. I am just really upset right now. My mom canceled my account on World of Warcraft and Backdoor Bandits. It’s really hard being a bald, overweight, 45 year old virgin living around Chicago in his mommy’s basement. So I feel the need to talk shit to Packer fans on a Packers blog.

    • Luey's Whore of a Sister

      Luey…your mom is so old that her pussy has a separate entrance for black cocks. However, with the sheer volume of black cocks that this old hooker’s cunt has ingested vaginally, I would say the black entrance is the “main” entrance, and the white entrance is secondary or tertiary at best.

  5. Luey monsters of the midway

    Hey vj aka vaginaboy I would love for you to come down here with a packers jersey and have a beer with me!! You’ll end up with cheese down your throat in a random backyard. But for real though why do you guys hate chicago so much? Is it because our women aren’t as fat as yours? Or is it because we actually have a downtown? hmmm

    • Luey's Whore of a Sister

      Speaking of “downtowns”…Luey, could you spray some febreeze on your mom’s AIDSy cunt? We can smell that thing up here in Green Bay when the wind she blows a-south.

      I am an avid lover of lake Michigan and her history, and i wanted to tell you about an old sea chantey that we used to sing about your whore mother’s gaping cock garage…That is a miraculously dirty cunt to have an entire song written about it.

      If anyone is interested, i can write out the lyrics to this old timeless chantey…just let me know. Our captain would be rolling over in his grave to know that here in 2011, we are still talking about that famous cunt in chicago and the emanating stench of putrification that ruined so many days at sea.

  6. Jbob

    yeah i think these packer fans are jealous we actually have towns within 20 miles of each other with population ABOVE 200. and they’re jealous of us HAVING A DOWNTOWN, jealous of our shopping centers, jealous of our rich suburbs (i live in one. Barrington represent!). and most of all they’re jealous that Chicago has been around since the early 1800’s being one of the nation’s largest industrial cities in America. Be jealous pricks..i would too. Gonorrhea Bay needs to realize that Rodgers sucks dick without his lineman and his receivers. THEY MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD. Cutler has one of the best arms in the league right behind Vick and Manning. Forte is one of the top backs in the league, Peppers is top DE, Urlacher is top LB, and Hester Knox and Olsen are top WR’s in the league. so please. Kick the ball to Hester and watch history repeat itself as he shits on your terrible ass team and takes it 102 yd’s back.

  7. Its not a play on words and its not that you morons think “we’re not that important enough”. Lets face it you Greenbay sister kissing imbred yokels just can not spell. You are in for the beating of a lifetime this Sunday and you know it. You have nothing that can stop us so enjoy your moment while it lasts because your season ends in 4 days. And beleive me I have been to Greenbay and I know you sorry pricks have nothing else besides your football team and hunting season.

  8. Luey monsters of the midway

    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cheesehead.
    She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
    Cheeseheads too.
    No one really knowing what a Cheesehead was, but wanting
    to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
    There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen
    who has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
    “Because I’m not a Cheesehead.”
    “Then”, asks the teacher, “what are you?”
    “Why, I’m a proud Bear Fan,” boasts the little girl.
    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a rebel.
    “Well, my mom and dad are Bear Fans, so I’m a Bear Fan too.”
    The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”
    A pause, and a smile. “Then,” says Kristen, “I’d be a Cheesehead

    • Buddy

      Again for all you A.D.D. Bear fans. NOT ALL GREEN BAY PACKER FANS LIVE IN WISCONSIN!

      One of your Bear fans spit on Nick Collins at the Monday night game this season. Classy.

      I hate to say it but I think Vikings fans have more class. I’ve been to the Metrodome with a Green Bay Jersey twice and nobody messed with me. You few fans that are entering this site and talking that much trash and (gateway to racism) stereotyping people from Wisconsin are making Bear fan look like a sloppy pig with no self control. My ex-brother-in-law, who lives in Illinois, smokes in the house around my nephews when he has visitation. It takes ever fiber to not cave his head in with a shovel. Do you want me to judge everyone from Illinois because of that piece of shit? I don’t think so. Watch yourselves! You have just as many flaws in your state.

  9. nurseratchett

    I thought this post’s point was to make fun of a typo on a Wisconsin newspaper headline…apparently, its about latent homosexuality and Luey’s whore-filled family. Wow, Monty, I consider myself pretty bright, but even I didn’t pick up on those undertones. Really tricky symbolism Monty! You should write code for the CIA. :-)

    GO PACK GO!!!

      • Boston

        Born in Chicago, lived in Chicago, got family in Chicago. I exaggerated a little bit, Chicago is pretty cool (and frankly even as a Packers fan Chicago is better than Green Bay, it’s a major city against a town, obviously), but Boston, where I’ve lived for five years now, is fun as hell. Good financial sector too, which is my area.

        Despite the Pats fans, who are horrible and know nothing about football.

  10. Luey's Whore of a Sister

    Dearest Luey, you smegma swallowing Bear fan son of a whore…

    It’s times like this when I’m at a loss for words. I can’t say you have Down’s syndrome, as that would truly be an insult to all the waterheads and trainables out there. This must be easy enough for you to comprehend: The Packers have 12 NFL Championships, and the Bears 9.

    I could say that your dad is a homo, but he must’ve accidentally slipped his noodle dick into your whore mother’s used up cunt at least once to conceive you and your shit beliefs. Hopefully she gave him a family discount. The real problem, in my opinion is that your whore mother was out there night after night, having her pussy swarmed, whether it was swollen up, infected, pus-laden, or oozing vaginal diarrhea. She put in the work. I just wish she would’ve put away some of that money for an education for you. According to my math, 12 dicks a day average x 35 years x 8 dollars a pop should net at least $1,226,400. That would be enough to get you an education, and maybe you wouldn’t have to cling to a shit team who has skated by on lucky calls and auspicious miracles.

    Now, enough about that whore and her stadium of a cunt. YOU are the problem. You think that we are jealous of Chicago? Why would we be jealous of a shit city, full of crime, and with an NFL franchise that has far fewer championships? Yes, in GB, all we look forward to is hunting, fishing, and the green bay god damn packers. What do you look forward to…molesting your best friend’s son while you wear a Gregg Olsen shirt? Or is it blowing your transexual brother? Or is it getting pistol whipped by a Latino gang member while your face is still swollen up from being cockslapped by numerous hard ones?

    Sweetness couldnt outrun his liver troubles, and i can only wish that you have the same outcome for you, your shit family, and all the rest of the cunt bear fans.

  11. Cheesedicks

    Wow. Some great stuff on here. There’s a reason why your state is #1 in DUI’s and obesity…great compelling comments…it’s a shame the UP has to share a border.

  12. Cheesedicks

    And shame on you…the piece of shit packer fan fuck who desecrates one of the best ambassadors of the game in Walter Payton. Id like to meet you in a dark alley. But you ain’t worth a rats ass…uneducated POS. Yet, you talk about education but its apparent you are single and have a tv and an internet connection…good for you and your right hand. Go play your fantasy football…LMFAO.

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