Jeremy Piven Does Not Like Your Super Bowl Matchup
Jeremy Piven, of Entourage fame, doesn’t like anything about this year’s Super Bowl matchup.
Piven was looking for a New York Jets-Chicago Bears game for, who knows why. Probably because he sucks.
There honestly couldn’t have been a shittier Super Bowl matchup than that.
Anyway, Piven voiced his displeasure over the Green Bay Packers-Pittsburgh Steelers tilt by saying, “Now it’s Rapist-Berger and the cheeseheads. Cheesy Rape Burger.”
Mmmmmm… cheesy rape burger…
In case you’ve been under a rock all season, Rapist-Berger is a reference to Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, who has twice been accused of rape, but never charged.
Funny, we always thought the correct term was Rapelisberger.
Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.