Win A $75 Gift Certificate From CSN Stores

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And the winner is… Heather, because I laughed and I was turned on at the same time.

Her answer was as follows.

My new years resolution is world domination. I know it’s a reach, so if that falls through I’ve decided to settle for partner domination instead. Happy New Year! Cheers!

Jaybird, you were a close second, but if the Packers happen to lose, you’d start to remind me of a Vikings fan and we can’t have that.


I told you we had more stuff to give away.

Today you get a chance to win a $75 gift certificate from CSN Stores, where you can buy pretty much anything you want.

They have adjustable bar stools you can sit on when you’re getting drunk at home. They have jewelry for when you screw up and need to apologize to your old lady. They have toys so you can give your kids something to occupy themselves while you’re watching the Packers.

You get the point.

The gift certificate doesn’t cover shipping, but you can use it on any of the CSN sites and there are a bunch of them.

Here’s what you need to do to win.

Simply tell us, in the comments, something about a New Year’s resolution — what yours is or suggest one for someone else, like maybe a member of the Green Bay Packers.

The best answer will win.

Please make sure you include your email address when you comment, so we can contact you.

Finally, your best shot to win is to be creative. Humor is appreciated.

We’ll close the contest on Tuesday. My hangover should have worn off by then.

Good luck.

About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

13 Comments on "Win A $75 Gift Certificate From CSN Stores"

  1. Cody

    Jay Cuntler: To stop pouting after every interception. Didn’t your mother ever tell you your face would stay like that?! God knows you throw enough interceptions …

    Brett Favre: To retire. You can’t let your streak of consecutive retirements come to an end too!

    Matthew Stafford: To learn how to play contact football. This ain’t two hand touch, boy. You’re gonna get hit.

    Aaron Rodgers: SLIDE SLIDE SLIDE SLIDE SLIDE. For the love of god, SLIDE man!

  2. Dee

    Lol! Don’t know any Green Bay Packers but my resolution this year is to find a hobby. I honestly don’t have a hobby. I am going to try various things – camping, skating, knitting, reading club, baking, pottery, yoga and attending sporting events (mainly for football and hockey) to see what I like to do. Tired of being a boring safe person and want some adventure! Oh and my other resolution? To get at least 7 hours of sleep 5 days a week. Sounds easy but boy it sure is tough after a week of doing so!

  3. Ryan

    McCarthy: Learn how to manage the fucking clock.

    Slocum: Just quit, cause u sure as hell will be fired.

    Tom Brady: Please cut your hair, you look retarded.


  4. Heather

    My new years resolution is world domination. I know it’s a reach, so if that falls through I’ve decided to settle for partner domination instead. Happy New Year! Cheers!

  5. Buddy

    My New Years resolution is to take my nephew to a Packers game next season. He’s such a good kid and deserves the great Lambeau experience. He loved kicking field goals with me last Thanksgiving so I’m hoping as he gets older he could play football and by watching the Packers live could inspire him.

  6. Jaybird

    To walk out of the bar after each Packer Game next year and say
    With a drunken shit eating grin!!

    GO PACK GO….

  7. Joel

    These will be more along the lines of “things I would like to see happen in 2011.” After some very tough deliberation, here are the top 4……

    4) Shawn Slocum should, at some point this year, be forced to sit in a padded room with multiple televisions, all playing replays of Dan Connolly’s ridiculous kick return. I figure after 300-400 replays, Slocum should get a general idea of how embarrassing this truly was.

    3) Atari Bigby needs to get cut, if for no other reason, to stop giving me the false hope that he will one day be worth a shit again. Since his solid year of 2007, Bigby has accumulated somewhere around 245 injuries. Each time he gets healthy, I get semi-wood as thoughts of his crushing hits and dominate play in the Seahawks playoff game 3 years ago dance in my head. Right about the time my blood-flow gets going, he twists an ankle getting out of the shower and takes his rightful place back on Mccarthy’s weekly injury reports. Please put me out of my misery with this guy and just cut him loose. My emotions can’t take it anymore.

    2) For Aaron Rodgers to torch the fraud that is the Bears on Sunday, and then lead us on our steam-role through the playoffs, all while he accumulates an unprecedented playoff passer rating of 240.00 (tell me it’s not possible). Aaron will cap off his playoff run with a 6 touchdown performance against New England in the Super Bowl, a Super Bowl MVP award, and will finish the night by going home with Gisele Bundchen.

    1) The Viqueens get moved to Los Angeles, where they will take the team name of the “Los Angeles Viqueens, so we will never forget where they came from. Even though they won’t be in the Packers division anymore, once a year Aaron Rodgers will travel to Minnesota and take a dump on the Metrodome, while blowing the viqueen horn. This will of course be televised nationally on FOX in HD and Joe Buck and Troy Aikman will do the play-by-play.

  8. nurseratchett

    I’m officially not entering since I just won the ear warmers & gloves even though I’m funnier than all y’all. (Except monty & GB-LMAO re: collinsworth!!!)


    GO PACK GO!!!!!!!!

  9. bogmon

    My New Year’s Resolution starts this month:

    As an oft times hyper critical and overzealous Packers fan, I aim to find resolve in my maniacal and sometimes irrational passion for the greatest sports franchise in the history of Earth.

    When the Pack lost to the Lions the darkness took over and I felt it was over… fact, they came through when it mattered most.
    I never want to doubt my team again nor criticize them so harshly as to lose faith unnecessarily.
    This is NOT what loyal fans do!

    I also make a resolution to put the Chicago Bears back atop the most hated Rival list….Minny, ya had a good run, but there is an old foe that needs some more attention now.

    Go Pack Go!

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