Brett Favre Likes Masturbation Videos

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Please let me see you masturbate.

That’s right people.

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre likes masturbation videos.

That is, if you believe Jenn Sterger.

Someone “close to the NFL investigation” says Sterger claims Favre asked her to send him a video of her masturbating.

Really, who can blame the guy? Well, he’s married, so a lot of people.

But the point is, I’d probably ask Jenn Sterger for a masturbation video if I had her number, too.

Anyway, that’s beside the point.

The Sterger camp, which is obviously frustrated with the NFL’s refusal to conclude the Favre investigation, is apparently living up to their threat to go public with additional details about Favre’s sextual requests.

Regardless of what you think of the dirty old man or this Sterger tart, the NFL should be chastised for dragging this “investigation” on for so long. If you recall, the league started looking into the matter in early October.

Inspector Clouseau could have wrapped up the case by now.

So how could the NFL possibly taking so long?

Money, plain and simple.

Brett Favre sells tickets and increases television ratings. If the NFL suspends him for sexual harassment, it will cost them.

We all now know the NFL isn’t going to touch Favre, whether he did anything wrong or not.

Favre will retire after the season and the Vikings aren’t getting anywhere near the playoffs. Once the season ends, the NFL doesn’t have to do anything to Favre.

The league claims a decision will come next week.

Who wants to bet that doesn’t happen?

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12 Comments on "Brett Favre Likes Masturbation Videos"

  1. BB

    Poor little girl. This whore once tweeted that Danica Patrick likes “bukakke”. Such a sweet little girl, that Jenn Sterger.

    Let me clear something up. If you are a female and you even know what “bukakke” is, you are a whore.

  2. Shawn iltarion

    if you know what bukakke is, that means you surf the internet…

    This is getting hilarious. Good stuff.

    Who doesn’t want Jenn masturbation videos? It was on my Christmas list.

  3. PackerBacker

    She is so obvious and sounding a little desperate. This is her only claim to fame and once Favre retires, what does she have left?

  4. Jim

    The headline of this very article is why nothing is being done. Nobody wants the truth…you’re just as guilty as the NFL. You/every media outlet uses Favre to gain readers/viewers (ie. your own personal gain). Don’t chastise the NFL for doing the same. There’s a reason *NOBODY* from *ANY* media outlet has pressed her lawyers to admit or deny whether Sterger was actively texting back, or even ask whether she went ahead and sent him the video he allegedly requested…doesn’t matter. Just take the allegation, run with it…let Favre & his kids deal with the aftermath.

  5. nurseratchett

    Do I need to search bakakke, or will someone here enlighten me?

    The next Brett Favre highlight reel should have background music from the Reverend Horton Heat–his song “Do it one time for me” seems so appropriate based on this info…..

    “Say my hearts full of lust,
    Say my brains goin’ bad,
    You got your toy you got to use it use it use it,
    Cause you’re drivin’ me mad.

    I really wanna,
    Wanna see ya,
    Do it to yourself
    Right now whoa!

    Come on and work it baby,
    It’s just me,
    It’s not that most don’t know how

    I said do it do it do it one time for me
    Yeah I said do it do it do it so I can see.”

  6. Dirty Sanchez

    Maybe Danica does enjoy a face full of jizz? In any case, Sterger may be a whore, but BF is not much better.

  7. Those folks who are simply disregarding everything in order to call Sterger a whore appear to be taking a somewhat myopic view of this whole thing. Yes, Sterger is handling the thing with all the grace and tact of a 6th grade girl gossiping with her friends. I don’t deny this.

    But does that REALLY erase any culpability Favre has here? Even if she provided everything he asked for, does that make him less of a jerk for asking? However she handles the situation doesn’t (or shouldn’t) affect how it makes Favre look for allegedly coercing a Jets employee to give him her number, etc.

    So at the end of the day, Brett is (allegedly) a perverted, insensitive jerk, and Sterger is (allegedly) an enabling whore. Neither one are to be emulated, but both are culpable to some degree or another. I personally believe it’s more Favre, but that’s all dependent on your value system and perspective of the situation.

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