Jenn Sterger

Don't pretend like you don't want to fuck her.

You didn’t think we’d glaze over this one, did you?

No, it’s just been a busy day. Green Bay Packers players keep getting injured… shit, there goes another one.

Anyway, I’m sure you recall the story about one Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, leaving messages for and eventually texting photos of his cock to then-Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger.

If you don’t, click on the link to refresh yourself, especially if you’re one of the cheeseballs who feels Lord Favre can do no wrong.

Thursday, Deadspin released voicemail messages from Favre to Sterger, as well as the photos of old Favre Jr.

I have to say, Brett, not impressed.

Also, maybe trim up the old forest there. Underbrush causes fires.

What’s even greater than the photos and the desperate voicemails is someone finally had the balls to ask old Lord Favre about the situation.

Watch Favre awkwardly stumble through this answer, “I’m not gettin’ into that. I’ve got my hands full with the Jets.”

You’d think the guy would have denied the dalliance if nothing happened…

Do you think he’s lying through his teeth to Deanna right now? More importantly, do you think she’s shoveling his bullshit into her mouth with a spoon like a chubby kid at a buffet?

Anyway, it gets even better. The Minnesota Vikings, King Favre’s current team, have erased any mention of the Sterger question from his press conference transcript. The Vikings’ version of Favre’s press conference is here.

So, I guess if it isn’t in the official Vikings’ record, then it must not have happened. Right?

Perhaps I should just erase it from my memory, which, now that I think about it, is kind of what I’d like to do with those cock shots.

Actually, I have a better idea.

How about we just erase Brett Favre from the record completely?