The Losers In Minnesota Keep Lining Up

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Todd Glocke

Trolling a junior high school near you.

If we only had a firing squad here at Total Packers, we’d all be much better off.

That way, when these ignorant, moronic, mouth breathers from Minnesota line up for their latest Brett Favre stunt, we could do society and future generations a favor.

Frankly, the stench of idiocy emanating from Minnesota never ceases to amaze me. I don’t know why. You’d think I’d be used to it by now. I have, after all, been informed of the negative effects of inbreeding.

But whether it’s renting billboard space, buying ads in the local paper or making terribly unfunny video pleas, Minnesota Vikings fans still manage to consistently make our world a dumber and more desperate place by their actions. I guess that’s what happens when your team has never won a Super Bowl. Ever.

The latest in Minnesota’s Brett Favre Mania is this: a pilgrimage.

That’s right. And not just any pilgrimage, but a pilgrimage to Hattiesburg, Miss., home to one Lord Brett Favre on the Vike Bike.

The Vike Bike! Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw!!

Vikings Fucking Rule!

Woooooooooooo!

No. 1!

Todd Glocke, and the three idiot friends who plan to make the trip with him, are described as a Brett Favre die hards, which I can totally understand, since Favre has led the Vikings for 16 seasons one season.

Glocke must be the rare Vikings fan who was a Favre fan when the quarterback played for the Green Bay Packers, otherwise, I’m not sure how he could call himself a die hard.

Oh, wait a second, we’re talking about Vikings fans here. I forgot, ignorance and stupidity rule the day.

Anyway, Glocke, along with Darin Troftgruben, Diggz (with a Z, awesome!) Garza and Herman Abrams, are riding their bikes to Hattiesburg to watch Lord Favre work out with the Oak Grove High School team, to make a stop at Southern Miss, where The Lord played his college ball, and to visit The Broke Spoke, the saloon in Favre’s hometown of Kiln.

“The night (the Vikings) lost to (the Saints in the NFC Championship), I just was thinking about how the season was the best I could remember,” Glocke, 40, said. “And if it wasn’t for Brett Favre, (the Vikings) wouldn’t have gone that far. So lately I’ve been thinking about what a fan could do to thank him.

“So I thought I could drive the motorcycle down there just to say, ‘Thanks.’”

Todd, please give Brett my thanks, too. Thank him for throwing the Vikings season away and keeping your run of playoff futility intact.

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About The Author

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

41 Comments on "The Losers In Minnesota Keep Lining Up"

  1. Mark

    Dude, in case you just woke up from a two-year hibernation, the Vikes you taunt, owned the Packers last year, with Mr. Favre included.

  2. jeremy

    @ Mark
    In case you just woke up from a 50 year hibernation. The Packers own the series record and 12 NFL Championships.

    Skol Vikings eh?

  3. jeff ircink

    JEREMY….what did you do for me lately??? ever hear of that. you can’t keep repeating the mantra “12 NFL Championships”. you were owned last year. face that reality.

  4. RayV#7

    hahahah, lmfaoo!! good one jeremy, stupid troll Vikings fans dont even know what they are talking about!! 12 World Championships motha fuckas!!! and more coming your way!!!

  5. Nick

    I figured they would take the bandwagon they jumped on down there with 99% of the fans the Viqueens have gianed since favre arrived.

  6. yer all fagots

    yup just can’t wait till the corporations can make all that money with you fags, watching TV waiting for the “Players” to be slapping asses. Admit it you get off on it. You probably come a little every time. You get any of the Millions? This is nothing more than a contest between McDonald’s and Burger King, just give em yer money. You all are a bunch of fucking losers. Favre is just another Ass wipe, Who the hell cares if he’s grabbing green or purple balls. Hell he just takes the money you limp dicks make available. Go to a High School, or Collage game. All “pro’s” do is suck your dick and laugh like your Old Lady all the way to the bank.


  7. yer all fagots:

    yup just can’t wait till the corporations can make all that money with you fags, watching TV waiting for the “Players” to be slapping asses. Admit it you get off on it. You probably come a little every time. You get any of the Millions? This is nothing more than a contest between McDonald’s and Burger King, just give em yer money. You all are a bunch of fucking losers. Favre is just another Ass wipe, Who the hell cares if he’s grabbing green or purple balls. Hell he just takes the money you limp dicks make available. Go to a High School, or Collage game. All “pro’s” do is suck your dick and laugh like your Old Lady all the way to the bank.

    I think I speak for everyone when I say:

    “What?”

  8. Jeremy

    @ Jeff,

    I guess I’m not surprised that Queens fans have no knowledge or care for NFL history. Why would you when Queens history means blowing it hard when it counts the most?

    Which is exactly what they’ve done for you lately…

  9. By the numbers…packers gladly shed shitty wannabe fans, (you know the type..’packer fan in waiting’..’bf only fans’) so we lose the shitty ones that were not really packer fans anyhow..just favre blowhards..maybe 1%…gain at least double that because like packer fans most of the nfl are sick of his shit as well…meanwhile viking fan base is up 99%..after favre leaves they can host games on the practice field with empty seats while they wait for new stadium to be complete in L.A..no way you shit franchise has a happy ending (unless its a massage parlor ran by jeff ircink or matt fox)

  10. PackerlakeMN

    You g’damned Vikes fans are such clowns.

    Your entire Offensive scheme, your coach, your O-Coordinator, your Kicker, your QB, and at least one FA every single f’n year all come from the Packers or Badgers.

    You haven’t done shit besides invest everything you have in BECOMING THE PACKERS- and all it’s finally netted you is one sweep in what- the last 8 years?

    Have it. You had to choke down the last of your dignity to get it, and there’s nothing but a dead-end up ahead for you clowns.

  11. jeff ircink

    jeremy. i do care about a franchise’s history. and i’m well aware that the Vikes have lost a ton of SB’s. duh. like i said. “what have the Packers done for you lately?” my team made it to the NFC Championship and beat you guys twice. go ahead, say it…Favre blew the game last year against the Saints. fine. so did AR against AZ. we still made it further than your team.

  12. jeff ircink

    if we’re such shitty fans, PackerFanINFL, why bother addressing our comments? u should just ignore us.

  13. RayV#7

    haha, lmao. where are the rest of the Viqueers fans? oh yea, i forgot its incest day in minnesota so i think they are all busy doing their sisters and grandmas. well, when they are back from their “family reunions” they will post more dumb shit about their shitty ass team.

  14. jeff ircink

    right RayV#7…as dumb and stupid as all the Packer fan posts and comments. can you read? dumb shit. PS – i’d much rather DO YOUR sister. got one?

  15. jeff ircink

    my “bride”??? i think you’re infatuated with me, PackerFanINFL. seriously…you’re not my type.

  16. RayV#7

    yea i do but if your into 11 year old then your a disgusting fuck!! haha, no wonder you fit into the Minnesota fan base to perfection! so, do you enjoy that the woman that gave you life is also your soul mate? yep, only in Minnesota! stupid disgusting fucks!!!

  17. timpack84

    so what are you vikqueen fucks gonna do when they’re moved to L.A. because the fan base is so weak? what are u gonna say then? and when faEve throws 20 pubs this years and goes back to his true form are u still gonna be dickon his cock!

  18. matt fox

    Hey Pack fans, this is what happened when Favre was trying to come back to the Pack.

    “There was just silence,” Favre told the magazine. “I said, ‘Well, what are we gonna do?’ “They made it pretty clear I wasn’t going to play there, and I said, ‘How about the Vikings or even the Lions?’ I wanted to stay in the same division. They said that wasn’t going to happen, but maybe Tampa. I said, ‘Fine, trade me to Tampa. I’ll whip your asses in week four,'” Favre stated. “Maybe that was a mistake. I’m flying back to Hattiesburg thinking I’m going to the Bucs, and I get off the plane and (Bus Cook) tells me I’ve been traded to the Jets. I said, ‘Bull,’ but they were smart; they released the news so I’d look like an ass if I backed out.”

    Favre is such a badass, while Thompson is SUCH a pussssaaaayyyyy.

  19. jeff ircink

    RayV#7 – how ’bout your mother than, douch bag? and why do you idiots keep saying “when they (Vikes) move to LA”? you don’t know anymore than i do, douches.

  20. jeff ircink

    and PackerDoucheinFl…it was RayV#7 who FIRST brought up the incest issue and me doing my sister and grandma. so let’s get that straight. sick fucks. it’s quite certain to me now that the Packer fans who hang on this board are the bottom of the trailer – barrel, i mean. hahahahahahaha. ha. douches.

  21. RayV#7

    lmao, hey jeff ircest, are we getting underneath your skin? awww….. are you mad that we discovered you that fuck your mom? and your sister? lol, you even to PackerFanINFL to shut up about it. haha!! and sorry jeff, my mom doesnt like 50 yr old virgins that wear make up, live in trailers, have a Jared Allen thong, and fuck their mothers so sorry, no can do. but you always have your mother, sister, brother, and dad dont you? you sick incest fuck!!!

  22. jeff ircink

    RayDipshitV#7….dumbfuck. i told you to shut up. these personal attacks and talk of incest (which you clearly have an obsession with) are veering away from football talk, which is what this blog is about. go to the Dr. Phil or Oprah blog if you want to talk about your personal life (or other’s) and let’s stay on topic.

    can you do that, douche bag? or are you like most of the other douche’s on this site.

  23. jeff ircink

    my sister passed away when i was 20, PackerFanINFL. and i no longer have any interest in fucking your mother. now your grandma…HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. duh.

    i suggest that all comments include pics of the commenter. i’m interested in what biological experiments went haywire in PackerFanLand.

    Vegas is picking the Pack to win 9 1/2 games this season…what say ye Packer faithful?

  24. jeff ircink

    sorry – that first line (above) should’ve been addressed to dumbfuck RayV#7 and NOT PackerFanINFL.

    like i said on numerous occasions, why doesn’t it have an editor so i can go back and correct mistakes????

  25. PackerFanInFL

    Your forgiven..as for your vegas BS..here is a vegas prediciton from 2009

    FootballLOCKS.com

    FootballLOCKS.com’s NFL Predictions 2009
    New Orleans Saints Season Preview – 9/7/09
    Projected 2009 Finish (8-8)
    3rd Place NFC South

    So if an 8-8 team can win the superbowl..what do you think a 9.5-5.5 team is going to do!

    Thanks for the moral booster jeff :)

  26. jeff ircink

    whatifsports.com predicts the Vikes to beat the Chargers in this year’s SB. they picked last year’s SB winner, the BCS champion, the NBA champion and one other sports champion.

    whatever. it’s just a stat. i don’t take them to heart. i was just curious what you thought. Vegas is picking the Vikes to win 9 1/2 and i believe they’ll do better.

  27. gordo

    What kind of lowlife is the author of this gibberish? A green Bay fan? And you are commenting on in-breeding? Why don’t you scraped the curd of your mouth and then shut the h up. What a drivil fest of literary nonsense emanating from this fool. Vikings will beat the idiot Packers twice again, with or without The Purple Jesus. Green Gay Pukers – 6-10

  28. gordo

    Once again you have proved that Packer fans suk the very crust off of buried shit. And for God’s sake ,change the name of your disgusting team! Packers ? PACKERS? what a stupid fukin name. Ass wipes would be better and more fitting you chipotle suking ingrates. Get indoor plumbing and get a better name for your football team. Because you cannot be serious with the Packers are you? Think of something good like The Dung Beetles or The Bat Droppings. then you can leave the stupid G on your helmets and have it stand for guano. fools.

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