Don’t Mess With Jared Allen’s Girlfriend, Just Wear His Jersey When Committing Crimes
You know how much we love Minnesota Vikings’ defensive end and dumbass redneck Jared Allen, so we really couldn’t resist bringing you the latest news from the Sax Machine.
First, comes this video in which you’ll see Allen utter these words: “I’ll break your fucking neck homeboy … and then I’ll write a check to your fucking name too.”
Before you go off on what a douche Jared Allen is – and believe us, his douchiness is immeasurable – he did have reason to be so pissed off. You see, Allen and his woman were in the Grapevine in Scottsdale, AZ a couple weeks ago, when apparently a patron called Allen’s woman a cunt.
Allen’s response is appropriate considering the situation. The real question is this – what the hell is a guy who’s been suspended by the NFL for violating its substance abuse policy doing in a bar anyway?
Then again, the Vikings only employ the dumbest motherfuckers in the league, so I guess it shouldn’t come as a surprise.
On a secondary note, let’s take a quick look at what kind of people are Jared Allen fans.
In a word, criminals.
Take a look at this ad for Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Anthony Hardy Williams. The ad advocates tougher gun laws. In it, you’ll see a gun-toting thug walking through an alley and later getting arrested.
Notice what he’s wearing.
That’s right, a Jared Allen jersey.
Via Sports By Brooks.
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