See Ya Later Texas Stadium
The shithole that is Texas Stadium is no more.
Home to the Dallas Cowboys for 39 years, and a few too many bad memories for the Green Bay Packers, Texas Stadium was blown the fuck up yesterday. Being the swell guy that he is, Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones charged an admission fee and also let Kraft Macaroni & Cheese sponsor the event.
Word is, Jerry will be instituting a service charge of 25 cents for every time you have to take a piss in the new Cowboys’ stadium. Your urine will be sponsored by Mountain Dew.
Anyway, here’s the video. Good riddance. It’s just too bad Michael Irvin wasn’t inside when this happened.
Oh yeah, and the Cowboys suck!
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