Spencer Havner: Dumbass
Green Bay Packers tight end Spencer Havner, who caught four touchdowns during the 2009 campaign, was charged with drunken driving early Saturday.
In addition, he has a fractured scapula from the incident.
According to The Union, a newspaper in Nevada County, Calif., Havner lost control of his motorcycle in a cul de sac.
How the fuck you do that, I don’t know.
Oh, wait, Havner was drunk.
This isn’t good news for Havner, who was admitted to Sierra Nevada Memorial Hospital before the popo were contacted.
Havner is a free agent this offseason, albeit an exclusive rights free agent – meaning the Packers are the only team that can sign him. However, this is the kind of off-field idiot move that could get a player cut.
If that happens it will be unfortunate because Havner, who was a linebacker in college, had worked his way up from the practice squad to be a valuable goal-line threat in the Packers offense.
Here’s to hoping Havner gets his shit together and stays away from motor vehicles when he’s wasted.
Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.