Spencer Havner

Havner: Likes the sauce.

Green Bay Packers tight end Spencer Havner, who caught four touchdowns during the 2009 campaign, was charged with drunken driving early Saturday.

In addition, he has a fractured scapula from the incident.

According to The Union, a newspaper in Nevada County, Calif., Havner lost control of his motorcycle in a cul de sac.

How the fuck you do that, I don’t know.

Oh, wait, Havner was drunk.

This isn’t good news for Havner, who was admitted to Sierra Nevada Memorial Hospital before the popo were contacted.

Havner is a free agent this offseason, albeit an exclusive rights free agent – meaning the Packers are the only team that can sign him. However, this is the kind of off-field idiot move that could get a player cut.

If that happens it will be unfortunate because Havner, who was a linebacker in college, had worked his way up from the practice squad to be a valuable goal-line threat in the Packers offense.

Here’s to hoping Havner gets his shit together and stays away from motor vehicles when he’s wasted.