Do not confuse this with real or tasty food

We told you that PETA named Lambeau Field one of the most vegetarian-friendly stadiums in the NFL, last month. This coming from the land of fried cheese curds, beer brats and artery-clogging goodness was a bit surprising, if not completely inexplicable.

Well, now Lambeau has made another list – best football stadium food by Woman’s Day.

Yeah, I don’t know what the hell Woman’s Day was doing at Lambeau Field, either. Shouldn’t they be figuring out what time my dinner should be ready or how often to clean my house?

Anyway, there it is again – the amalgamation of vegetable food stuff and ungodliness, the vegetarian brat.

I’m all about having options and free will, but why any self-respecting Green Bay Packers’ fan would be compelled to eat this thing is beyond me.

Perhaps I could offer you a non-alcoholic beer to go with your vegetarian brat?

If anyone has had the vegetarian brat, please let us know about your experience.