Wanted: Reliable Field Goal Kicker
The Green Bay Packers, an NFL football organization with 12 world championships, are seeking a reliable field goal kicker.
Applicants should possess a pleasant demeanor, a strong leg and enjoy cold weather.
Job duties include kicking field goals and extra points, and may include kickoffs.
The successful candidate will demonstrate that they can make a field goal between 30 and 50 yards during game conditions. The Packers’ organization will not accept excuses if candidate is unable to do so, because we’ve already heard them all.
This is not a full-time job. Hours vary, but typically average three to four per day through January. Some travel is required.
Generous salary and benefits package available.
Please send resume, salary history and references to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.