I’m frothing at the mouth. My hands are shaking. The first shitbag Minnesota Vikings fan that looks at me cockeyed is going get a beer bottle busted across their face.

It’s two hours until game time and I need something to dull my passion, rage, fire, nerves…

Or I need something to fuel those things even further, so that I am an unstoppable ball of white-hot lightning when I arrive at my local tavern in approximately 120 minutes.

With that in mind, I decided it was time for a playlist.

To all the Minnesota Vikings fans – this one is for you. First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim…

This is for the Vikings because it’s going to be their theme song for the evening.

Tell us what you think we should add, and we’ll post the best.