Good Morning From Total Packers
Hi. We’re not going to beat around the bush this morning.
We wanted to live blog during the game, but fuck. We’re fucking hungover.
I don’t mean that we got really drunk last night, because hell, we certainly did that. I mean, we got really fucking drunk last night, and then had a bunch of people over to Total Packers headquarters after the bar closed, and we and they drank all of our fucking Miller Lite and then our alarm went off and we realized it was ass-kicking time, and then we also realized that we were still drunk from last night.
So, we’re going down to the local watering hole to have a beer. We’re not proud of this, but we thought you should know, because this is an area of full disclosure. So, that guy sitting behind you at the bar, who’s piss drunk by halftime, yelling about how the Bengals franchise sucks ass, that will be us.
We will be there with you in spirit Packers fan. And we will go on to victory.
Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.