Aaron Rodgers Continues To Be The Fucking Man!

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Because I like hot broads and the pursuit of hot broads nearly as much as I like Green Bay Packers football, here’s another one from the Aaron Rodgers is the Man files. It seems the Green Bay Packers quarterback has moved on from girls in Vegas clubs and country music singers who share names with porn stars.

Yes, and he’s stepped up his game into Tom Brady territory. Although she’s no Giselle Bundchen, Rodgers latest score of the non-touchdown variety is Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Julie Henderson.

According to the New York Post, Rodgers and Henderson were spotted having dinner at La Esquina in New York.

Grapefruit heiress Julie Henderson has rebounded from Russell Simmons. After the hip-hop mogul dropped the 23-year-old swimsuit model in favor of 29-year-old model Noemie Lenoir, a spy tells Page Six that Henderson has been cozying up with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. “They were having a romantic dinner at La Esquina on Wednesday,” a spy tells us. “They looked cute.”

Sold! Click the picture for more.
Sold! Click the picture for more.

I guess this is what happens when you’re single and the quarterback for the greatest football franchise in the known universe – the Green Bay Packers.

Not to suggest that Aaron Rodgers is a slouch, but I suspect you could probably look like a hyena and still pull hot chicks simply based on the fact that you were the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers.

So, let this be a lesson to you youngsters out there – quarterback is the position you want to play, and the Green Bay Packers are the team you want to play for. Oh – and don’t get married before you enter the league, because then you might end up being a cunt like Brett Favre and cheating on your wife repeatedly.

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Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

6 Comments on "Aaron Rodgers Continues To Be The Fucking Man!"

  1. Yours in Johnny Gray

    Howdy Monty,

    In reply to the previous responder, I am a huge fan of the DePere cheerleading squad. He did not specify East vs. West, but I feel commenting further is a violation of my parole.

    Aaron IS the fucking man. A class act throughout all of this crap, which I CANNOT BELIEVE is still ongoing. Allegedly. And, Aaron dating a model? Sweet. Listen, I’m from the Valley. Nice women. Not the thinnest, perhaps, but super-cool and Packer fans, but likely to buy you a couple of beers and then fade badly down the stretch and vomit a Kroll’s burger on your shoes.

    So eye-candy in GB would be excellent. The only high point of last summer was Rachel Nichols’ (spelling?) around-the-clock TV time.

    Go Aaron, go new D, and Go Pack, which is and always be bigger than just #4. Give the number to a backup long-snapper.

    And yours in Craig Newsome, too–

    A Packer fan

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