Here is a short list of people who are better football coaches than Mike McCarthy.

  1. Snoop Dogg
  2. Bill Cowher
  3. The Tuna
  4. Me
  5. That monkey from Any Which Way But Loose
  6. The Walrus
  7. Paul
  8. Goldie Hawn in Wildcats
  9. Goldie Hawn in real life
  10. Tom Coughlin
  11. Denny Green
  12. Jimmy Johnson’s hair
  13. Bill Cowher’s mustache
  14. Bob Stoops
  15. USC’s defensive coordinator
  16. The rest of the USC coaches
  17. Kurt Russell in The Best of Times (especially for those plays he drew in the dirt)
  18. The guy at Green Bay East
  19. Bo Schembechler
  20. Pia Sundhage

I could go on…